This is a blog devoted to the travel writer Bill Bryson.

tylorlovins:

“Not only have you been lucky enough to be attached since time immemorial to a favored evolutionary line, but you have also been extremely—make that miraculously—fortunate in your personal ancestry.  Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth’s mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so.  Not one of you pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life’s quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result—eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly—in you.”
Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

tylorlovins:

“Not only have you been lucky enough to be attached since time immemorial to a favored evolutionary line, but you have also been extremely—make that miraculously—fortunate in your personal ancestry.  Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth’s mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so.  Not one of you pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life’s quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result—eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly—in you.”

Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

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"Liechtenstein’s last military engagement was in 1866, when it sent eighty men to fight against the Italians. Nobody was killed. In fact - you’re going to like this - they came back with 81 men, because they had made a friend on the way."

- Bill Bryson, from the book Neither here nor there (via herecomessunday)
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"In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe. It is a place of the most wondrous and gratifying possibility, and beautiful, too. And it was all done in about the time it takes to make a sandwich."

- Bill Bryson, “A Short History of Nearly Everything” (via anotherdeadhead)
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"comma. It is, in short, the most abused of punctuation marks and one of the worst offenders of any kind in the English language."

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samiek33:

This photo makes me want to read the book A Walk In the Woods, by Bill Bryson, again.

samiek33:

This photo makes me want to read the book A Walk In the Woods, by Bill Bryson, again.

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"It is a slightly arresting notion that if you were to pick yourself apart with tweezers, one atom at a time, you would produce a mound of fine atomic dust, none of which had ever been alive but all of which had once been you."

- Bill Bryson (via quicktakealookaround)
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samiek33:

This photo makes me want to read the book A Walk In the Woods, by Bill Bryson, again.

samiek33:

This photo makes me want to read the book A Walk In the Woods, by Bill Bryson, again.

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